
1. Kissing your man is not aproblem, The problem is how you do it. Stop makingsounds like a car crash”pitom pitompitommi”! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during s*x is romantic and its not a problem,The problem is screaming andshouting like werey”JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary”.. You are having s*x, Not a Church service! And besides I don’t knw if you are remindingGod to punish you latter.
3. Wearing short skimpyskirts or dresses is not a problem in fact its very s*xy I just pray there won’t beforced entry into your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing yourmini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to pullit down, Now you want it to belong?…. Abi..Keep deceiving urself na. # sMh
4. Loving your man is not aproblem as it is KOKANYE for mebut the problem is changing your Surname to his onFacebook.Bitch his mother doesn’t evenknow you …Chill!! And I wouldhate to read ur post later sayingMEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is tagging yourself saint when youknow he didn’t f*ck himself butyou.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEENSLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS asthe case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs youcame to the world from coz ur dad is male too and your mumhave always been his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tallguys with pink lips and six packs when their fatheris short, pot bellied with pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother #.
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday’schurch services I wonder whowill?
8. Saying all guys are the sameis not my problem bt is 2faceand me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the same,andbeside who ask u to try them all?Ashawo
9. Bleaching your skin is not aproblem, The problem is having white face, yellow handschocolate lips andblack legs. Are you zebra?
10. And if you Read this without a COMMENTor LIKE hmmm! I really wonder what your problem is!
Thank's for reading my article
Must Read: Funny Fact about girlsCreated at 2016-03-10 01:19:29

0
Rate up
Star